Taco Bell Biscuits Breaks Breakfast Boredom
Dear Taco Bell: Thank you for expanding my breakfast options with your new Biscuit Taco. I’ve been so bored with boiled eggs and guacamole, I thought I was developing narcolepsy. Since I am the founder and chief (sole) activist for the Gluttony Is Good movement, I applaud your menu expansion efforts here. Just add some guac please.