~Organic prison for Q rioter gives me hope if arrested~
! Great news if I ever get arrested! The QAnon Shaman rioter must have organic food and he was granted his wish. He’ll be transferred to a jail that will serve him organic food.
Phew! In case I ever commit a crime and go to jail, I now know I could go on a hunger strike and get the diet of my choice in the joint which, of course, will be a DeathbedFood; something to cheer me up and boost my mood ASAP: bombolino pastry.
Bombolino is an Italian pastry that’s a donut ball which can be served plain or have a variety of fillings such as fruit jam or custard. I’ll need custard. Lots of custard. Basically, custard with a little bit of donut shell to hold it together. I’ve found my dream bombolino at Victoria Bakery Marin. If you don’t live in Marin, you can make it yourself; I’d recommend Betty Crocker’s French Breakfast Puffs infused with your own custard recipe.
Upon reflection, I doubt an American jail would even know what bombolino is, let alone serve it. Therefore, I think I’ll have to go to Italy, commit a crime and then demand a bombolino-serving correctional institution. Perhaps I could rob a bakery and steal all of the bombolinos. But that may prevent the authorities from sending me to a bombolino-rich prison. The judge may rule that because of my specific offense, I can never enjoy a bombolino in Italy ever again.