Why Coke Thinks It’s The New Kale

If Coke’s A Health Food, Then Crullers Must Be Too

This just in: Coke is good for you. At least it is if you believe the fitness and nutrition experts Coca-Cola hired to deem their mini-cans a guilt-free, healthful treat. This is fantastic! If I’m correct, sugar is the key to the tasty beverage. If so, it looks like I’ve got the green light for LOTS of DeathbedFood. Excuse me, but I gotta go NOW to get some Urth banana cream pie and Salted Cinnamon Sugar Crullers from Plan Check!